And you sound smart saying it! Nobody knows what Glacier Freeze tastes like, but we still love it. Glacier Freeze taught you what electrolytes are.Īctually, you still don’t really know what they are, but you tell people that Gatorade helps replenish them. Blue juice has always and will forever mean Glacier Freeze, and not Cool Blue to her. My 10-year-old cousin has called Glacier Freeze “blue juice” for a while, and that’s probably a good sign that things are swinging in the right direction. There’s nothing more depressing than either accidentally grabbing the wrong color blue gatorade, or, even worse, trying to be Gatoradesplained about how they’re basically the same thing. "what kind of low class scum do u take me for?!"- Jake Woolf June 13, 2017 I want to shout out my good Twitter buddy Jake for laying down the law. “Cool Blue” tries so hard to be Glacier Freeze. Lemon-lime reminds me of of sprite, rain berry is just a no, orange is meh. (These are all my problems and not the drink’s.) It replenished my electrolytes after a long bench-sit on the basketball bench (I did not play) and was right there with me to lose the big track meet. It’s not too heavy and keeps you going while you lose your individual sport. Glacier Freeze is also the best sports drink. It’s here to settle your stomach and replenish the fluids you just projectiled out. Mainly from a night full of vomiting.Īctually, now that I think about it, Glacier Freeze is vomit’s kryptonite like no other flavor is. Something about the taste and feel of Glacier Freeze makes you feel your body recovering. Maybe glaciers taste like berries? Glacier Freeze is the only answer for hangovers and stomach viruses. It smells like berries, but the name gives us no such indication that our senses are right. Glacier Freeze is the world’s best Gatorade flavor, despite nobody knowing what the heck flavor it even is. The majestic light blue liquid beauty has tucked me in at night, helped me recover in the morning, and fueled me up to lose the big game! It’s there for the good, the bad, and the ugly. Humans don’t support me the same way Glacier Freeze Gatorade does.
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